How funny!! But you have to admit, it's better than them doing the stuff that most kids are doing nowadays.

Not nice

Hahaha your son is awesome

When you see a "corpse", first check the life signs. If it is not "dead", perform first aid and call ambulance. If you you think it is dead, attempt to resuscitate, (if applicable) and call ambulance and/or cops. Once this is done you can scream all you want and let your emotions loose. Screaming takes precious time which can be used to understand the situation and help the "corpse", if necessary.

Sounds like the next 13 years could be a living hell for you, OP. Good luck.

Madagascar escape to Africa?

I hope in addition to all these medical suggestions someone is suggesting beating/punishing the shit out of the teenager who taught the five-year-old this very bad habit. Damn kids these days...and parents just let them get away with it. It's sickening...this is why kids grow up and join gangs and commit crimes; their parents didn't teach them right from wrong. I hope OP is an exception.

lol I'd appreciate the prank after I calmed down if my daughter did that

that's not faking a death. you get a car rigged to explode, put a cadaver in it the same size and weight, then watch it go boom before you go off the grid. make sure no DNA is left except some of yours. so, cut yourself and put some of your blood in the car, old shoes, a hairbrush, etc.

Your comment :YES!!! Thumbs up to your son; big brother at his best.