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By Nightmare - 15/01/2013 14:41

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

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Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML

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By George Saunders - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML

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By ahhhhhhh - 30/07/2019 14:00

Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML

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Tuesday 15 January 2013 19:09

World's youngest troll?

willbur73q 7

Tuesday 15 January 2013 19:11

I have to say, I do love a good prank. Cruel, yes. Well done, for sure.

Comments

luluslife 2

Saturday 19 January 2013 1:28

OMG that's ******* hilarious!

angeluv_2014 22

Saturday 19 January 2013 6:18

******* Hilarious!!

errr_21 5

Saturday 19 January 2013 22:48

I pulled this prank when I was younger. Except I faked a bike injury with ketchup.. Parents didn't find it too funny either, oops!

Mttpz12 6

Sunday 20 January 2013 2:37

That's kinda funny.

napalm_uniqorn 27

Sunday 20 January 2013 9:30

You have the smartest teenager ever.

imhope 23

Sunday 5 January 2014 5:41

Your son is a genius.

CougeeSwagg 19

Thursday 26 June 2014 16:01

Damn, hardcore daughter

Szaszaspasz 26

Tuesday 24 February 2015 3:01

I'm sorry... I hit the wrong button.

I'madumbass 19

Friday 1 December 2017 3:16

That's what happens when kids become teenagers. A lot of my friends and I make jokes about stuff but never actually do it because we aren't idiots. Idk how you didn't expect that OP. Also, tell your kids "well done " for me!! XD