Miscellaneous: Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has...

By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 18:38 - Ireland

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

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By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML

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By ITM21 - 09/03/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2015 21:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML

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By atalose - 06/03/2017 07:00 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, my college professor said that anyone who misses the final next week automatically fails, "even if their grandmother died." My grandmother, the woman who raised me, died last night and her funeral is next week. Same day as the final. Across the country. FML

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A teacher's burden

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 17:46 - Canada

Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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By LegInPieces - 17/10/2013 16:34 - United States - Redmond

Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML

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By lissa - 01/06/2021 11:01

Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML

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Truancy

By Shauna - 08/11/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML

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Sorry…

By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

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justsayfuck 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 22:57

That is awful! Even if you hadn't dated him.

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 10 February 2011 22:58

Oh, ****. Sorry about your and your professor's loss. :/ Your friends are also cuntrags. WOOOOOO! SOMEONE DIED IN A WRECK. WOOOOO! NO CLASS!!

Comments

dogpup4 23

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:54

Dicks...

gleek2013 0

Monday 3 October 2011 23:18

Oh my....I'm so sorry for your loss that has to be so hard for you.

lovemeganrose 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 3:28

You poor thing. I'm so sorry to hear that

fml_addict13 3

Wednesday 5 October 2011 5:06

How does OP deserve this?

iEthan 5

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:01

Bad friends.

JMM1993 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 23:14

I hope that everyone of them gets raped, tortured, and killed. And I hope their families have to watch.

EnglishTea_fml 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 4:19

That's horrible, so sorry for your loss!

lishy1311 0

Friday 30 December 2011 12:22

If they're your friends they should have already been aware you were dating the professors son? But regardless they were out of line.

pie0319 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 3:28

Oh my gosh I am sooo sorry for you loss and your professors I hope you guys feel better but it takes time

dayzz1 10

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:12

I'm sorry for your loss and your professors loss :(

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