Love: Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner....

By lovecrisis247 - 19/12/2010 07:46 - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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Unloading

By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Meet the family

By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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Way to beat the "weird dad" allegations

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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Oversharing is caring

By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:40

He snorted lasagna? Damn, I think you have bigger problems than his table manners.

dbomb88 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:35

he sounds very entheuastic about his work..

Comments

thelastavailable 13

Sunday 19 December 2010 18:24

It would have sounded slightly better if he had perhaps used a slightly clearer synonym of 'shit'. On the plus side, he actually works for a living.

GeneralTso 2

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:12

classy

talun 10

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:19

At least he seems comfortable enough around your parents...

ripjohnlennon 5

Sunday 19 December 2010 20:18

what a shitty job xD

Jess_4602 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 20:36

You chose him.

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 19 December 2010 22:48

Ydi for having a boyfriend that doesn't have an ounce of class... I don't care if you EAT shit for a living, you should have enough manners to not describe it like that at dinner with foods in your mouth...

Steve95401 49

Sunday 19 December 2010 23:27

What a great son-in-law he will be.

Lisa89 3

Sunday 19 December 2010 23:46

Did you not tell your parents about him before?

KingOfTheBrocean 2

Monday 20 December 2010 0:05

YDI for not dating some trust-fund frat daddy

greycellgreen 0

Monday 20 December 2010 2:13

Oh so he's a little rough around the edges, big deal. How does he treat you and is he more respectful than when it comes it comes to his job?...I'm just surprised that you are shocked at his response.