By kat9232000 - 19/06/2009 04:04 - Canada

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Older brothers will say anything to make you look like an idiot, and you can't move faster then the machine can do it's job. I can't believe you believed him.

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Suckstbeyou 0

hmm, well did you know that it IS true if you jump up right when you get there so the sensor sees you better? I do it all the time. try it!!!

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U_idiot 1

Haha that's awesome. I didn't know people were this stupid!

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darkblueee 0

Hahahahahahah,that made my day. Don't trust ur siblings.

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beaniebabe 0

U were being an idiot. Never trust older brothers

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KoreanLifter0723 0

darwin says you need to be weeded out of the gene pool via natural selection. next time, run off a cliff.

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fuck_YOUR_lives 0

yea if you run off a cliff, there is a reward. and with that reward i have some cheap land i will sell you.

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00754chan 0

Considering you're old enough to know of this site, or even post on it; i've come to the conclusion that you are both mentally and phsyically challenged. My advice to you, is to ... go die.

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sonik42 0

then big foot walked by with some groceries and u missed him

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RPGod 0

You should run faster next time. Then natural selection could have continued.

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wtfxckmate 0

i think you ran into the exit automatic pair of doors.

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