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Same thing different taste
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im sorry to this person but what u just did was a complete fail
First off, your "older brother" gave you this info . . . duh! The primary function of any big brother is to cause his younger siblings to do stupid things. You are very obliging. Put some ice on whatever you hurt and learn the lesson. dumba$$
First of all, YDI unless you're like 5 years old. Secondly, why are so many people saying American doors open really fast? I live in the US, and I walk through automatic doors all the time and almost always have to slow down as I wait for them to creak slowly open. This has happened to me in several states, often in new buildings that haven't had time to wear down with age.
I agree with #164. I live in the U.S and have never had that experience. Automatic doors are always slow to open...sometimes I avoid them altogether and just go to the doors that you open manually.
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WTF were you trying to prove?
Older brothers will say anything to make you look like an idiot, and you can't move faster then the machine can do it's job. I can't believe you believed him.