By kat9232000 - 19/06/2009 04:04 - Canada

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Older brothers will say anything to make you look like an idiot, and you can't move faster then the machine can do it's job. I can't believe you believed him.

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mrose57 0

Damn! I wish MY brother was dumb enough to fall for that!

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Ranoona 0

hahahahaha that really made me laugh!

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ForWhatItsWorth 0

They need to start making people that post here give their adresses too, some of them need to be physically told that things like this are not done by people that can use a computer. Go live in a cave.

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Coalke 5

Prizeless? Why no prize? I think ze deserves the grand prize go being a dumbass.

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shnibz101 0

YDI you idiot srsly why would u do that think next time!!!!

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TheLetterZero 7

Don't call someone an idiot when you can't even write a proper sentence.

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musicislife_fml 0

....isn't that something you learn NOT to do when you're like... I don't know.... 5?

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mrtrixxxter 0

As an older brother I'll let you in on a little secret. Our objective in life is to see you suffer for our own amusement.LOL

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