Miscellaneous: Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of...

By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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You deserved it 1 324

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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You deserved it 4 153

By sorry :/ - 08/02/2015 18:28 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

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You deserved it 3 012

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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You deserved it 128

How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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You deserved it 141

By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 229

You deserved it 4 714

Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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You deserved it 3 220

By roselysunset - 29/07/2015 17:07 - United States - Cypress

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

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You deserved it 1 641

Mum

By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 438

You deserved it 3 211

By wastedbaby - 04/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

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You deserved it 3 769

Good kid

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 13:59

Today, my mother told me that for a period when I was a baby, every night she stood over my crib with a bottle of bourbon and a gun, convincing herself not to shoot me for ruining her life by being born when she was only 18. I wish I could be more like my siblings, who don't visit her anymore. FML

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You deserved it 162

tigerthepredator 16

Sunday 28 February 2016 0:33

You need to have a serious talk with your mother when she's sober.

jake131000 21

Sunday 28 February 2016 0:33

Most of these fml's are funny... But this is just sad. I'm sorry for what your mom said. It doesn't make it any less true because she's drunk, she just doesn't care that she said it.

Comments

BlackHawkSavior 28

Sunday 28 February 2016 0:59

I don't see how, in any circumstance that OP could've deserved this

fuckpotato 12

Sunday 28 February 2016 4:54

Right?! I was thinking to myself, "who the **** thinks anyone should deserve such a thing?!"

Skycop_S 23

Sunday 28 February 2016 17:40

Sometimes I accidentally Tap YDI. I'm on mobile, and it's kinda stupid that we can't reverse votes.

smallandroid 26

Sunday 28 February 2016 1:04

Sounds like your relationship deserves to be in an FML too... please reconsider being in a relationship with this guy, it's only going to get worse & more difficult to get out.

epicx22 22

Sunday 28 February 2016 1:13

Honestly this is so sad, no kid should be hearing this. Your mom needs to get her life together seriously.

EnJey0 19

Sunday 28 February 2016 1:19

Like #2 said, have a talk with her once she's sobered up. That's seriously not a normal thing to say. But let's just hope she had a bad day and was taking it out on you, and just didn't realize was she was saying.