Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
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Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML
Today, I found out my husband sent 3000 friend requests to random women on Facebook. He says it's no big deal and doesn't mean anything. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, a misunderstanding led to me falsely accusing my husband of cheating. We cleared it up and he forgave me and everything, but my parents are still convinced that he cheated, and won't believe me when I say he wasn't. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend says he is not cheating, because he has "not met them." He just follows half-naked women, likes only the most revealing pictures, and messages them in private. But yes, he is "not cheating." FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 30
It’s not cheating — it’s catfishing.
samomaha 17
Your husband is having an affair. And covering for it.
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 30
It’s not cheating — it’s catfishing.
donb23 23
Is his brother married??
samomaha 17
Your husband is having an affair. And covering for it.
bobsanction 18
Maybe he's trying to help get his brother laid.
RichardPencil 30
If your husband was smart, he’d claim he was playing Cyrano de Bergerac and helping his handsome, but stupid brother find love. Then that mound of student debt for a BA in literature would suddenly become worth it!
RichardPencil 30
Not when I have a completely different thought on the topic.
Sonotsuave 35
I don’t care what it’s considered that’s still sketchy af. If he’s joking around and playing a prank on his brother that’s one thing. If he’s seriously trying to mess around online that’s another thing entirely.
hkatz 9
soon to be EX husband