Modern romance

By Not today Satan - 29/07/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, my fiancé said we should get married in a Satanic temple. He's already found one he likes, and says we should get matching tattoos instead of rings. Never date a man who didn't have a rebellious period as a teenager, or it'll come out in his 30s. FML
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LJB93 2

just run with it.. turning 30 is actually kinda freeing like you dont care about others opinions.. so he’s probs just having that stage, just run with it, when it comes to his crazy antics he’ll likely change his mind. or.. you can make even crazier suggestions and he’ll end up wanting a normal wedding.. either way good luck OP

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Just to stress... I'm not the fiancé from this story. My user name only appears to be related to Satan, but it's actually an incredibly obscure reference to a TV show I watched as a kid.

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tiptoppc 19

Sounds cool Tbh, i’m 40 and either atheistic or satanic(depending on how i want to make someone clutch their pearls). But whatever. It’s all a scam

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Yudith 25

Satanic weddings are better than atheist ones, though. Atheist marriages are short affairs made in a court of justice by a bored official, while with Satanic weddings, you get a cool basement flooded with show lights, music, a priest dressed like Beelzebub's cousin, and over-the-top wedding dresses and/or vampire attire.

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DLBL 20

I'm sorry you did not see this coming. Please listen to your heart on this matter. (smile)

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LJB93 2

just run with it.. turning 30 is actually kinda freeing like you dont care about others opinions.. so he’s probs just having that stage, just run with it, when it comes to his crazy antics he’ll likely change his mind. or.. you can make even crazier suggestions and he’ll end up wanting a normal wedding.. either way good luck OP

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Just to stress... I'm not the fiancé from this story. My user name only appears to be related to Satan, but it's actually an incredibly obscure reference to a TV show I watched as a kid.

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