Money: Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition,...

By ch - 04/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 14:22 - United States - Big Lake

Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

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By baconistasty27 - 01/08/2014 05:33 - United States - San Diego

Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 02:01

Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By sewdevastated - 18/05/2016 02:02 - United States - Fremont

Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML

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By samdog37 - 01/12/2020 14:06

Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML

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fucking_eat_me 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 16:07

well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.

d101_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 16:07

Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...

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Sudoc 29

Tuesday 30 September 2014 15:34

Give me rocks, sandpaper, and a pocket knife. I will make you new ones!

xxungatofrioxx 5

Tuesday 5 May 2015 13:27

I'll sell you my ripped jeans for $300

queenJ3 5

Thursday 28 May 2015 20:48

That's y u don't leave things with grandma

jensenisbatman 12

Monday 1 June 2015 23:06

If you want ripped jeans buy jeans and rip them

ChrisMora 16

Wednesday 22 July 2015 2:23

Who buys $300 jeans?!

ForeverAnArcher 20

Sunday 14 February 2016 22:07

I don't understand why everyone is so mad at op JUST because they bought 300 dollar jeans. It's their money, not yours!

Shadow9876 19

Friday 1 April 2016 16:14

$300 jeans? YDI

KittyKat168 8

Friday 9 September 2016 13:27

That is actually adorable!!

TheBroCodeBros 15

Tuesday 17 January 2017 8:07

Hey you're entitled to dress to your liking ignore the haters

fantastamazing 10

Sunday 19 March 2017 2:38

So snip the threads and take the patch off of it's that big a deal. Punk.

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