Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news....

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

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By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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In this economy?

By Anonymous - 30/05/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML

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By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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bobbycorwen 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:43

That's great news for in the long run! For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating *****. :(

kjcamaro3 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:42

No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!

Comments

askingzack 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 18:33

HA!

iselahh 2

Saturday 7 January 2012 18:50

Wouldn't it be the opposite

rubyliu8420 7

Saturday 7 January 2012 18:55

The sad thing is she probably believes that's good news.

CrazyCountryGirl 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 18:58

that is when you say YAY! and get the Hell out while you still can!

JonnaBear 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:02

Wow she a ***** I'm sorry but she is if she cheated on u

OfficeNinja 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:03

Probably not. That is not as firm as "defiantly not". Your not out of the woods yet.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:04

I hope she didn't ask if you two could still be bf and gf?

diamond69_fml 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:09

Now that's funny shit. Sorry OP FYL.

Egao_fml 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:19

1-866-99-MAURY

lkrunner101 7

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:30

Lucky bastard

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