By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 632
You deserved it 91 093
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

sam_stalker 0

op she didn't think it was sexy, she did it for revenge >=~}

325 6

Comments

Seabass732 0

the question is: did it feel good?

6 32
cguinn17 9

he screamed like a little girl and barely finished, so i'm going to say no...

31 3
toooldforthis 19

lots of people are screamers and he DID finish so that's a "yes" :D

22 3
RedPillSucks 31

Yeah. I was surprised to see not many compliments about the fact that he DID tough it through and finished. If he was able to do that, I think he secretly enjoyed it, despite the screaming.

3 1
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

^^ For some reason when ever I read your comments I tend to read them in a baritone black man's voice.

3 2
MRSladyFACE 0

I find myself doing the same thing. I'm so glad you said that.

0 1
milli333 0

hey if ur open minded it can feel good for guys. their prostate is the "g" spot for them. but of course a lot of guys don't like that lol.

27 3
aznboi408x 0

I'm sure he prefers to find her "g" spot

0 6
atthegates 0

im open minded enough to try it with milli ;)

0 0
ILoveEggnog 7

How fast do you think 74 will get moderated?

0 0
Exhausti 0

Maybe you should stop doing anal with her and actually care for her? Selfish pig.

32 4
ImanAzol 4

Why do you think anal =!= caring? Are you some missionary only prude?

0 4
RedPillSucks 31

You do realize there are other positions besides anal and missionary, right?

2 1
ambowew 7

Not only did she call you out from pressuring her into anal again, she also had a dig at your finger sized dick. Girlfriend: 2 You: 0

116 7
lil_teddy_bear 0

nice lol that's Wat I'm talking about lol

1 6
ThickHead 0

why would she do that if anything a pencil but her FINGER?! EW!

1 26
randomgf 0

So you would much rather have a pencil?

16 0
krazy_glu3 0

eraser or sharpened side?

34 0
riggens7522 0

hold on, let me get a pencil.

2 2
Celesta 11

A pencil without an eraser I'm guessing..

0 3
TaylorTotsYumm 10

Use one of those huge ones that can be bought at gift shops.

8 1
badluckwind 0

yep, you deserved it!

5 1
ginmach 0

not so funny meow is it?

14 2
MrChocolateburri 0

Super Troopers ftw

3 1
bschro30 0

haha love that movie. Esp when drunk

0 1
alexandra412 2

"Uh your finger just went in my ass. Ow that hurts, take it out now. Oh, wait a minute. Ow, put it back in. In, in, in. This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men..."

28 3
sophieehehexD 0

oh I just posted the same thing I didn't see you beat me :(

1 2