By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
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sam_stalker 0

op she didn't think it was sexy, she did it for revenge >=~}

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InsaneGenius 0

That's too funny! However, if she does it the right way you may find that you enjoy it; it makes for an awesome ****** for the prostate to be manipulated.

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purple_sarah88 0

She obviously didn't want him to enjoy it though, it sounds like a punishment!

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ChrisLTC 3

your girl must have massive fingers cos it's really not that bad I'm sure you have had ***** bigger than a finger! Probably more shock than pain!

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gogokira 5

You realize that shit goes out not in, right?

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gusgus36 5

so I assume that means you do anal? or at least stick your finger up her ass? obviously she isn't a fan and you don't care that it hurts. which is why she did it to you. so YDI. but if you've never done anything similar to her then you didn't deserve it

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sourgirl101 28

You've made an excellent point!

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ReynshineCutting 10

Unless they haven't yet but he's constantly asking/begging/pressuring her about it and he won't take the hint when she says "no I don't want to try anal, not even once".

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colhyena 3

If anal hurts you, you're doing it wrong

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krazy_glu3 0

If a finger hurt and made you screamed like a little girl, imagine what it's like when a guy puts his dick in a girls butt. it's doesn't feel to good being sneak attacked huh? YDI!!!

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ImanAzol 4

It feels awesome. Especially the part when she screams.

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ElMundio87 0

pretty sure it's not the same, a penis doesnt have fingernails

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FYLDeep 25

A fingernail* Unless you're some kind of mutant freak, your finger should only have one fingernail.

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sourgirl101 28

Did she hand feed you chocolate covered pretzels afterwards?

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CaptainPickles72 18

I laughed at this comment more than I should have.

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kingtz 6

It's always a little disturbing when girls make poop jokes...

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shadow1917 0

bahahaha u ******* deserve it douche-bag now Uve had a slight taste of what women go through when guys do that with no warning bet ull think twice next time haha ydi!!!

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tammy0312 6

You must have been with some douchebags. I mean I've done it but he asked and was really gentle and stopped when I couldn't take it anymore (discomfort, too big). OP YDI

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Coldinside 12

How do you know he's a douche bag? There's not enough background information given in order to accurately come to that conclusion...

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ImanAzol 4

I don't think he was tasting it. Maybe she can, though. A little ATM

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