Love: Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant...

By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2024 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML

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By dumped and dusted - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2025 16:00 - United States - New York

Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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Slipped up

By Nicko - 28/03/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML

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Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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riku3220 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:38

Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!

LittleMiss1 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:37

ouch...

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4toestatue 7

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:37

Come on ppl this is not a Write The Best Movie Script website try to write some true from time to time. No way she hasn't realized she was pregnant for 4 months.

mollyjynxjax 28

Monday 27 May 2013 0:55

You'd be surprised

catiedid 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:00

awww... *hug* maybe she'll be with her baby-daddy and realize that you were a whole lot better... sounds that way to me.

metonymy 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:45

Even if she does, the OP shouldn't take her back. He was willing to take on a kid that wasn't his; the fact that she dumped him just because he wasn't "her baby's daddy" proves that he's too good for her.

Topguy 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:39

That's fucied up

XcrazyXgirlX 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:49

FYL but at least you're a great guy =]

anabananaxo97 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:15

hahhaah i thought of the secret life of the american teenager also. Its not like its your problem, just try and get over her and get a non prego gf. :)

grimmelok 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:22

WTF this isn't an FML at all! You dodged a real bullet there, OP. Be happy.

bob1124 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:58

Dude you should be happy. YDI. Raising another person's kid is pretty much the worst thing ever.

_pk_ 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:01

Honestly, I think YDI. First of all, I really doubt a girl could wait 4 months without having her period to actually realize she's pregnant. She probably knew it when you guys started dating. That means she probably wanted you to take care of the whole thing. But, the ex wanted her back. That's why she told you waiting for you to immediately dump her so you could be the bad one there. But you didn't dump her... so she found another excuse to dump you. That's why YDI.