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I agree I would feel like shit man
Why is it that everytime there is an FML relating to pregancies or periods, all the women on this site feel the need to share the inner workings of ther uterus? I don't care if you have irregular periods, if you spotted during your pregnancies and how long it took you to get pregnant. If we are not on a first name basis, don't share that shit. ****. OP: As others have said, good thing she's history and if she comes back, run like hell, she's just using you.
this isn't disney.com
Because many people claim "fake" on the basis of being ignorant of such things.
Wow what a bitch! FYL
Either you never really thought about looking after a baby your not the father to, or you're just a really really nice guy, but either way FYL.
Wtf??
i'm all kinds of confused, but fyl you sound like a good guy.
aww I'm sorry!
Two months is not long enough to know woman well enough to make a commitment that requires you to become a child's adoptive father. However, if the OP was sure about that commitment, then just because he wasn't the sperm donor for the child doesn't mean he couldn't think of it as his own child. And he might have known the woman for a long time from before she broke up with the ex.
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Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!
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