Slipped up

By Nicko - 28/03/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
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poopface82 23

You can’t possibly expect sympathy when you confessed both to cheating and being a ******* idiot.

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copalolita 14

LOL this made me laugh so hard. You’re a few fries short of a happy meal. Why would you worry about your ex being pregnant when supposedly you had nothing to do with it? Oh, that’s right because you’re a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER. YDI

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poopface82 23

You can’t possibly expect sympathy when you confessed both to cheating and being a ******* idiot.

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copalolita 14

LOL this made me laugh so hard. You’re a few fries short of a happy meal. Why would you worry about your ex being pregnant when supposedly you had nothing to do with it? Oh, that’s right because you’re a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER. YDI

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GoogieWithers 23

The baby couldn't be yours because you didn't cheat,right? Right?

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juggalo2 21

At least your horrible genes will die with you.

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juggalo2 21

Thank you for sharing your humiliation and shittiness with the internet. Truly the FML spirit.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

"Hey babe, I need to tell you Sandy is pregnant. But don't worry, I guarantee it's not mine. Shit..." It's a shame God isn't real, because we need someone to smite people like you.

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