By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Dr. Phil will know the answer!

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FYLimhoYDI 0

well ****-tard, it would actually be the spelling police!

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ikilledbarbie 0

it would of been worse if she had tried to convince you that you guys did have sex haha :D

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teague95 16

"impregnation" how did you think "empregnantation" was how you spelled it?

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jdengel 0

poor kid is going to inherit stupid genes from its mom

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Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

maybe she's like Madigras cake.. you don't have to **** it to get the little baby inside it :). yayy

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blahzz 4

Did you know she was this stupid when you started going out with her? I feel compelled to click YTDI.

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SD86 0

How much of a wh*re does she have to be in order to forget that she hasn't even slept with you yet?

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getjackedd 0

she just pulled a Quinn Ferbray from glee on you!! AWKWARD!

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theonlysweetpea 10

So you were talkin to a hoodrat?

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sheethapins 13

If she's dumb enough to tell him that knowingly it takes the act of sex to get pregnant, I'm willing to bet there is no baby period. In fact, all those feelings of nausea and bloating could be do to constipation.

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