By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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puertoricanmafia 0

Ooooo...we will see her on maury soon lol

She might not have cheated. She might have been pregnant already and is too dumb to keep track of her cycle..

I hope that she became an ex after that explanation

well, odds are she's more than a month pregnant, but you should probably find out how far along she is to determine whether or not she cheated on you

dude, get rid of that skeazer quick.