By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 713
You deserved it 4 987
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

iAmScrubs 19

Dr. Phil will know the answer!

375 18

Comments

SchiTzenGiglez 0

she's just another typical pysco bitch, don't worry aboot it

0 0
johnlingelbach93 1

should have slept with her, maybe she would not have slept around

0 4
Flutist 3

Even if they had been sleeping together for the month, realistically you can't tell if your pregnant until up to two weeks into the pregnancy, so even if they had slept together I doubt she would have even thought to look until she missed a period, some tests don't even show until 6 weeks into the pregnancy. So a month would not be enough time for her to have discovered she was pregnant--realistically--unless she was sleeping around and got with Op so he would feel guilty and take care of the baby.

1 0
HomeAl0ne 20

She didn't say you were the father, she just said it was yours. She's nice enough to give you a gift for your 1 month anniversary. What did you get her?

7 0
kayvan 8

This is not an FML. She saved you a lot of grief by her own stupidity.

1 0
Chris9154 6

why u upset about that? u only dated for a month, got rid of a cheating ***** ..and Plus ur not having a kid!

3 0
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

a couple times a month such FMLs come up, they never fail to make me laugh.

1 0