Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was...

By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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Cheats, cheats everwhere

By bbbblt - 15/08/2010 11:39 - Australia

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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Get your facts straight

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 06/07/2020 14:02

Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days

Garyy_fml 11

Monday 18 July 2011 8:57

Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.

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tybtab 5

Monday 18 July 2011 9:02

casey anthony is innocent0___o

TheCountess 4

Monday 18 July 2011 9:02

The girlfriend's assumption of incest kind of makes me wonder what goes on in her OWN family...

rattusrattus 18

Monday 18 July 2011 13:30

Incest is relative...

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 14 May 2016 16:36

139: I had a nice chortle. Thanks.

JMiC 0

Monday 18 July 2011 9:07

Today the same exact thing happened to me too

cptcook 0

Monday 18 July 2011 12:26

yea but you prolly were Bangin ya sisnlike it was goin outta style

iBilal 0

Monday 18 July 2011 9:08

did you atleast tell her?

alexiiiiis09 0

Monday 18 July 2011 9:08

wincest!

MathcoreBilly 4

Monday 18 July 2011 9:10

You're not alone, friend.

sheethapins 13

Monday 18 July 2011 9:12

Very sispicious indeed...

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Monday 18 July 2011 9:18

I'm more surprised that this didn't happen in Arkansas.

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Monday 18 July 2011 9:28

I would've said Kentucky, but that's just way too easy.

Reed_111 5

Monday 18 July 2011 9:24

That's sick.... she's not worth it

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Monday 18 July 2011 21:23

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Charbytes 7

Monday 18 July 2011 9:25

It's a bad break up excuse.

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