By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 227
You deserved it 4 381

Same thing different taste

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bigmanj28 0

You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days

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xVioletDescentx 6

I think maybe this break-up was for the best, and I'm sure you'll soon realize this. You're girlfriend sounds a bit delusional.

perdix 29

Incest -- it's sibling revelry. For those of you who are thinking that incest is a new thing, you should know it's been around for a long, long time. There's a big list in the Bible talking about all the relatives you shouldn't **** (uncover their nakedness.) We're a charming species.

steelrain0811 0

sounds like a poor excuse. "Excuse" being the key word. she was probably banging another guy

7sevensevenseven 0

I actually had a girlfriend cheat on me with both her brother and her cousin. that sh*t happens.

juston_p 1

you're better off man, she's probably telling people you sleep with your sister.

Sounds like she was looking for an excuse to do it anyway..

fmlftw1122 0
Slinkydalatg 6

Anyone else hear banjos......?