Intimacy: Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to...

By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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By DreeStahr - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2012 18:48 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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Dirty talk

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 06:40 - United States - Denver

Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML

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Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 20:59 - Canada - Owen Sound

Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work. All it said was, "Need a fuck. Backed up to hell. You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant." Love you too, hun. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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Thursday 9 January 2014 23:37

********** in front of him & tell him he's not allowed to help

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 9 January 2014 23:34

What's the point of him telling you then?

Comments

problemsproblems 6

Friday 10 January 2014 0:41

Forget him, use a vibrator and some nice pics (y)

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 10 January 2014 2:21

On the plus side, it was YOU he was masturbating to! Still, that sucks. Get a vibrator after a dry spell and do the same thing to him.

robertmil90 10

Friday 10 January 2014 2:22

Usually as a guy i don't condone this, but cut the moron off

ImaginaryPerson 21

Friday 10 January 2014 2:32

tease him, turn him on then crush his dreams :D

martin8337 35

Friday 10 January 2014 2:36

I'd never do you like that. What's wrong with guys these days?

konstantinos616 17

Friday 10 January 2014 4:05

Psshh, weakling. Never turn down round two with your wife if round one was just a quickie with Jill.

chrisslime 7

Friday 10 January 2014 4:26

quite the dynamic you guys have xD

Merryman 4

Friday 10 January 2014 4:31

He might just not want have sex because he is scared he'll get you pregnant or something. Even though there are plenty of ways to prevent that.

blackzi11a 7

Friday 10 January 2014 4:34

I I feel like he could be getting back at her from a time she rejected him of sex.

squideth 18

Friday 10 January 2014 8:41

Even if that's the case, that's horrible. You are never obligated to have sex with anyone. If you ever make another person feel guilty for not wanting to do it, you're a ********.