Miscellaneous: Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy...

Perhaps the fact that you're so close to your drug dealer that he knows your birthday is one of the reasons nobody else wants to be around you. Get rid of the dealer and get your shit together.

missbrit818 20

Sunday 24 April 2016 8:27

That's what you get for doing drugs

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