Miscellaneous: Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying...

By DevastatedWoman - 11/08/2015 15:30 - Belgium - Kalmthout

Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML

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By sadface - 03/02/2010 11:58 - France

Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML

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By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

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By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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By Quiteannoyed - 09/03/2013 10:35 - Finland

Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 23:00 - Canada

Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML

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I did what now?

By Lost what I never knew I had - 15/03/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, my husband rushed me to the hospital, and we were told that I'd had a miscarriage. Neither of us knew I was pregnant. FML

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By ch,nlv - 14/05/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML

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By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML

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By not the mama - 24/10/2020 02:01 - United States - Hesperia

Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML

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yamuri 17

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:40

That's unfortunate. One of the few actual FMLs that are really sad. Keep trying!

ligerzero459 24

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:43

I'm so, so sorry, OP. I hope you and your husband are successful in the future.

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cynical78 15

Wednesday 12 August 2015 3:38

Wtf is wrong with all these people clicking YDI???????

heyLaddieHey 18

Wednesday 12 August 2015 3:51

Aww :/ have you and your husband gotten checked for fertility?

ivyadam 3

Wednesday 12 August 2015 3:57

I'm sorry sweetie. I would maybe find a new doctor

doodlebug33 20

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:00

I'm wondering why 200+ people feel that she deserved this. What is wrong with people??

tastychickens 13

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:09

I am so sorry, OP. I hope you get pregnant very soon!

raven_yeany 18

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:19

I'm so sorry OP :(

ThePaperDragon 31

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:24

I would cry. I hope you have luck soon!

YFOS_fml 17

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:29

that's devestating op I'm so sorry

wheelchairchick 11

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:46

aww so sorry to hear that. I am sure it will happen.

Cherry83_fml 3

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:50

That sucks. I'm sorry to hear this OP. Hugs and prayers to you and the hubs.

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