By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:51 - Australia

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML
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Matheo_fml 21

The problem is set. You'll get frustrated because the baby is waking up the neighbours. The baby sences that so it will thus be more frustrated and cry more. This is a vicious circle. Try to give a **** about what they feel or if they wake up but be ready for everything they can throw at you. Also, having a baby is the most beautiful thing in the World. Try to enjoy that!

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tdawg91 17

You'll find that most cooks don't take too much of their own shit, gotta keep a clear head when you're dealing with extremely explosive shit

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ASeeR 14

you live next to the psycho of neighborhood...

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jberg583 12

Hummm... I really enjoyed the way you wrote this FML... But I am not totally sure

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oathkeeper99 31

As rude as your neighbour was and as disgusting as her language was, I do feel the pain of being kept awake by neighbour babies. I had a period of about two years where in two different houses I managed to live right next door to a baby both times. I'm a light sleeper and was lucky to get more than 5 hours sleep a night in between the baby crying and the parents yelling at it to shut up. I often felt like yelling at the baby to shut up too.

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snazzymcwho 21

Jesus Christ you don't YELL at a baby to quiet it! you gently rock and feed it to calm it down and get it to sleep! Your problem isn't that you lived next to a baby, the problem is that those poor babies had **** parents! Yelling won't solve anything with kids. Patience and a calm soothing voice will quiet an upset child. ****. This makes me angry. I ******* miscarry and asshats that don't even appreciate their babies get to have them. ****.

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iLOVEbbs78138 3

Tell her/it to shut her face before you hurt her worse than the crack does.

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awishinthenight 5

you can almost feel the sarcasm. I love it. anyways that stinks... maybe tell the cops to monitor your neighbor just in case she does try something

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juturnaamo 29

Hell of a set of lungs on your baby. I can't hear my 2 month old in the next room without the monitor.

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shessohighh 10

You must live in a house or very nice apartment. In most apartments the walls are paper thin, and given the fact that OP's neighbor is a supposed crackhead, I'd assume OP isn't living in a luxury villa.

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juturnaamo 29

It's a house, but the wall in the closet between them doesn't even go all the way up. Maybe I'm just deaf from generator work.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I think you probably just have a quieter baby. I've been around an insane amount of babies in my life and some cry quieter and other scream bloody murder. Some build up their cry going from really soft to louder and louder, and others jump from silence to screaming in .8 seconds. Lol

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vikky538 28

Its time to throw your babies dirty diaper on their roof.

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