Love: Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By louise - 06/03/2025 03:00 - Australia

Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2016 05:03

Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML

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By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Rachel - 12/02/2016 06:26 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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everydayisFML 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

YDI... there is nothing more annoying than a girl who wears all her bfs clothes. They make girl clothes for a reason.

jarofarts 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:37

it's cos of boobs. i used to always borrow my brother's shirts and he'd get mad cos i "put boobs" in them.

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cheerleader1313 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:52

aw thats awful!

kitkatkelly 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:53

If the OP is a girl: - duh, boobs If the OP is a guy: - so what if you're a little bigger than your bf?

farmgirl 3

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:55

i'm sorry, why do you borrow your boyfriends shirts? go get your own wardrobe

xRUINERx 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:04

what 51 said.

hoothoot_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:07

Oh, poo. Don't borrow his clothes unless you know you're far more petite. it's one thing to have a single shirt that reminds you of him, but another thing to borrow his shirts AND stretch them out.

Kiquick 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:10

As many have already mentioned, why do you wear his clothes or men's clothes? I will admit though, there are times when a woman can look very sexy and in men's clothes - such as a sports jersey (and only a jersey) lol or hoody when it's cold. =)