Love: Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By louise - 06/03/2025 03:00 - Australia

Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2016 05:03

Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML

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By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Rachel - 12/02/2016 06:26 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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everydayisFML 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

YDI... there is nothing more annoying than a girl who wears all her bfs clothes. They make girl clothes for a reason.

jarofarts 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:37

it's cos of boobs. i used to always borrow my brother's shirts and he'd get mad cos i "put boobs" in them.

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tWitt3rBuG 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:02

Omg, does that mean that he borrows your clothes as well? *girlfriend!!!* (snapping fingers and SMH) Now seriously why do you have to wear his stuff? It's pretty messed up & obsessive! Let him have his space man! Dude, if need be, just keep one jacket of his and just let your man be a man and keep his own identity! You've crossed the line man. Fail!

jamesSIII 0

Friday 19 March 2010 23:28

agreed. I'd be happy to lend my gf any shirts or hoodies I own, but it only cute because she asks for them very rarely, I.e if it's cold.

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:05

We'll obviously if you're tryin to look "cute" in his clothes- get over it, its not workin chic. Either you don't look good in yours or his, better yet no ones try to find something that you won't stretch. & if you do it all the time- it probably gets annoying after awhile or after a shirt or two that you've stretched. Tough luck-

geeked 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:06

Did any of you stop to think maybe the OP is a guy? Either way, you should still probably just wear your own clothes. Then you can buy them in your size and they'll fit nicer.

0connor01 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 18:30

#1387702 (132) I agree, your life sucks (34880) - yeah! way to show 'em (8974) On 04/27/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous ******(woman)****** - Canada (Ontario) Read that

fatality2009 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:06

Haaa TAKE A HINT"!!!! Duh? And please dont stretch more shirts again!!! were threw

trilliamme 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:10

Stop wearing his clothes. Simple as that.

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:11

lol, he probably hates it when you wear his clothes.

greenman_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:12

LOLfats

danielleFML 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:13

I'M SO SICK OF FAT GIRLS.

MoonlightSonata 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:14

It probably annoys him that he has to give every single of his shirts for you to wear, after which they are out of shape and possibly don't feel comfortable to him anymore. You wouldn't like it if your clothes looked all stretched and baggy from him wearing them, would you? So wear your own clothes and let him wear his. And stretching or not, the whole "always" borrowing thing does sound a bit obsessive to me.