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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By louise - 06/03/2025 03:00 - Australia

Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2016 05:03

Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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You shouldn't have

By Anonymous - 18/08/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML

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By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Rachel - 12/02/2016 06:26 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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everydayisFML 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

YDI... there is nothing more annoying than a girl who wears all her bfs clothes. They make girl clothes for a reason.

jarofarts 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:37

it's cos of boobs. i used to always borrow my brother's shirts and he'd get mad cos i "put boobs" in them.

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lightnin2011 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:01

#61 reminds me of one of the scary movies with the gay black guy that got his girlfriend to put on all of his football gear when they were about to have sex because he thought it looked hot when she was wearing his jersey.

aFMLaddict 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:03

YDI for being fat and wearing your boyfriends clothes...

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:04

Buy your own clothes and stop mooching off your boyfriend.

allieg 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:09

Uh... boobs?

sis_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:10

number 76...you took the words right out of my mouth. how would you feel if he kept trying to borrow your clothes??

arcturusvi 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:21

Boobs. Maybe broader shoulders than him? But more likely the boobs. And my girlfriend has a bigger frame than me, but I am a small framed guy. If I wanted the "ideal" girl, smaller than me, I'd be dating a chick with no waist, hips, ****, or ass. BUT SHE'D BE SKINNY WOOT WOOT. No, no thanks. I want my women to resemble women, not awkward teenage boys.

grazynaanka 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:27

It's your boobs. I used to borrow my boyfriend's sweatshirts all the time and the girls would stretch them out. It's no big deal. Plus, he's also telling you to stop borrowing his clothes.