By DallasGal - 14/02/2012 16:31 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
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hoolie06 0

So you couldn't have sex afterwards or before?

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MadaZer0 8

MW3 FTW btw why in animes name was my earlier comment deleted?!

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Icarus_II 0

Iternational House Of Pancakes I H O P I do believe people with one leg and no wheel-chair dine here

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Paradoodle 5

not an FML, it's vary rare to have unlimited delicious pancakes at iHOP lol

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Shokz992 0

Why is this an FML? It's not even a MLIA, more like MLIG...

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cdogbeastman 0

BEAST-MODE [ON] OFF thats such a fail its a win

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bethanysaccount 0

tipical guy. . . .

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BadPinkKitty07 0

make a pancake out of his little man.

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Gordonhollis 0

Before Snickerdoodle comments and you all make fun of her, can you do me a favor and stop called her a Ginger? I have red hair and it makes me kind of upset when people use the term as an insult. You can go ahead and continue to call her a bitch. I don't care about that. :P

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spaceydude 0

Agreed. People shouldn't make fun of gingers. It's not their fault that they have no soul, it's caused by a very tragic disease, gingervitis. How would you feel if someone made fun of you because if a disease that makes you unable to have a soul?

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skyshark 0

sure thing Ginger. I bet you had fun during the Kick a Ginger Day at school.

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skyshark 0

Sucks to be a Ginger! But I hear female Gingers are great in bed.

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skysharksback 0

so Snickerdoodle can be called a bitch but I can't say Ginger? Sounds like you need to recheck the policy yourself mod.

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skysharksbak 0

So you ban an account that has done nothing wrong? Good job mod, way to abuse your powers. Regardless of the name of the account you don't know who it belongs to so your banning an innocent person. You can be sure your abuse of power will be looked into.

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