Valentine's slay, Living together and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then...

By DallasGal - 14/02/2012 16:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

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Same thing different taste

No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By Eve - 24/06/2011 10:45 - Ireland

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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Cats hate romance

By Anonymous - 15/02/2025 03:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I made a heart-shaped pancake for my girlfriend as a surprise Valentine's Day breakfast. I flipped it too hard, and it landed on my cat. The cat then ran around the house with a pancake cape, and the surprise was ruined by the cat bolting into the bedroom, waking my girlfriend up, who's not a morning person at the best of times. FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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I feel love

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML

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Happy birthday

By Anonymous - 07/09/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, for my birthday, I'd told my boyfriend I wanted a full day in bed with Netflix, champagne, frequent sex, and a takeaway pizza at teatime. He managed sex twice 4 hours apart, kept falling asleep watching Netflix, drank too much, and threw up his pizza all over my boobs. FML

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hoolie06 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

So you couldn't have sex afterwards or before?

aricTB 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

pancakes! yay

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mrzero 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:39

hmm pancake is better then sex....

JasJR23 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:57

well u got to admit...Pancakes are good!

canniballife 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:32

no shit, ira pankakes

samantha_durano 6

Monday 15 February 2010 8:58

there was an unlimited pancake day at ihop?

lonewolfxxx 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:42

hey, a man's gotta eat.

onceuponapenis 0

Monday 15 February 2010 14:12

maybe you make it so having sex with is better than endless pancakes...so try swallowing lol

issa_rubar 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:50

pancakes smell a little bit better than pussy so that's probably what made up his mind.

vincebloo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:32

it's unlimited pancakes! even beyonce can't top that! lol (: jk

RyanZhang22 1

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:45

why can't he bang you, then make it over to ihop. unless op is ugly as shit. then I understand

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 8 March 2018 2:12

Fuel up first...

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