By Anon - 26/06/2014 04:03 - United States - Middletown

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
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MisterEx 28

OP'S BOYFRIEND TOLD HER HE WANTS TO MARRY HER. AND BE THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE TOLD HER HE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE DEATH. better now?

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beefstew27 2

So he basically told you the same thing twice... "I want to get married and have kids" means "I want to experience death".

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jaellin 18

Wanting to know what death is like isn't the same as wanting to die necessarily. I'm curious, but I'm planning to wait to find out

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Jghaugland 6

Did you say no? That might be why.

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

You didn't tell him he could kill two birds. Some people regard marriage to be like death.

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wanderluststars 7

What's the difference? *bu-dum-psh

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luilu05 5

First marry him, get a life insurance policy and then tell him to go have fun.

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foxmatrix15 8

Cocaine is one hellava drug

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grace31297 14

Original poster here, I can't believe this got posted! So my boyfriend and I have been together for what's coming up to 6 years, but he's always been very shy and reserved when talking about his feeling or futue. Hence him saying he wanted to marry me and have my babies was a big deal. A few years ago he struggled with depression, but he now swears he has it undercontrol. I guess it was just a bit bittersweet, hearing something you've been waiting 6 years for, and then being reminded that it's probably not ever going to happen. His mental health comes first.

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mike762414 6

That's called a red flag. Run.

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