By syl - 11/02/2010 06:18 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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quelbaby 0

hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol

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adamsk1 0

HILARIOUS!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!

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PhillyFox 0

I get weirded out when guys name their dicks... This is a little disturbing. FYL

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Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

My name says it all. He needs to change "his" name.....I did get a good giggle though lol.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

wow you're a dick

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fastcared 1

there's a line in a film -- The Exorcist -- "Let Jesus f@@k you!"

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merccy319 0

at least it wasnt like you guys were having sex and he was screaming "may the penis be with you!"

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scuba1722 0

I tried that... almost got slapped... next time warn ppl of the consequences

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bsfpolo 0

why are you complaining??

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