By syl - 11/02/2010 06:18 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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quelbaby 0

hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol

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daneeyoll 0

I call mine the will of god

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Sekococo 0

wash your face in his holy water :D "bukake with love"

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wairdt 5

Sacreligious heathen! Next time he says that, tell him you're going to nail Jesus to the cross.

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daniel361 0

if he goes soft does it mean it takes him 2 days for him to rise again

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ohSNAPyall 26

..and this is why he's had to beg for the past two hours.

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Sekococo 0

My pussy is call the iron clamp her ability comes from her VCH. that remind me how i had to call the paramedics to take me of my ex since i clamp to tight. Sigh R.I.P little jimmy - once big and now crush.

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deanftw 0

this is more of an MLIA...hes a stud, **** em more often

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wezywei 0

OMG hahahahaha tht was a guud one ur bf is hilarious i dont think this was exactly am FML but it was fumny

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makc5point3vtec 0

you should have told him jesus got strapped to a cross and burned...

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