By syl - 11/02/2010 06:18 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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quelbaby 0

hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol

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omgwtffmmfl 0

Calls it Jesus because it's dead and decomposed as well?

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indiecindyx 0

lmao, thats funny.. at least he's funny :L?

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thedivinecomeD 0

no matter how bad your vision is , DO NOT let "Jesus" come anywhere near your eyes. he CANT cure you!!! (hehehe...get it, "come"?)

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orlyescence 0

I think that's hilarious. As long as he doesn't keep doing that for the next week.

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Wasted_Elmo 6

I would stop eventually but when I nut in out or around my girl I would always finish with " you have been cumpelled by jesus"

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JojoBrown520 0

i dont know whether that was funny of the OP's boyfriend, or very disrespectful. he's clearly NOT a good catholic lol. FYL for going out with a dumbass.

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mrzero 0

dump him. he is a dumb ass MF. don't have any respect for his own god. Ahole

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saltz 0

yes I love the whole dump someone for saying one thing that irritates you, a true sign of maturity. get over yourself

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drummer07boy 1

I don't get what your complaining about that's funny

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