By syl - 11/02/2010 06:18 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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quelbaby 0

hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol

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RebeccaP2010 0

lmao. that's awesome!! My boyfriend and I are both Atheist so we could joke around like that xD

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lifeisaterriblem 6

OMG. hahaha wow. "Do you want to be touched by Jesus?" LMFAO

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Brandonisamazing 5

haha †h†s a win

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dakins 0

lol admit it that's funny. if ur a christian that's funny if ur an atheist that's hilarious!

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AmericanRedcoat 6

My boyfriend calls his one "Jasper." I'd be okay with this, if the name wasn't coined by his ex girlfriend, of which he sees, as friends, more than me. He goes around saying to me, "Jasper's cold, warm him up?" or "Do you wanna kiss Jasper?"... FYL though. that's even worse x

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MandyR3 0

Not funny, why would someone disrespect our savior like that!?

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