Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having...

By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Oooooh yeah

By omgwtf - 01/06/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML

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Get it on

By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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Thursday 19 August 2010 9:12

That is amazing

Ludii_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 11:30

eww my dad would have a heart attack.

Comments

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:29

YDI for agreeing to a recording on any medium; it WILL be shared. Don't record ANYTHING unless you want other people to hear and/or see it. YDI for having a cell phone. YDI for fornicating. YDI for having a family.

HappyPickles 11

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:44

um, I don't think Op knew BF was recording her...

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:34

Maybe he truly meant to say "you are fault".

HappyPickles 11

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:40

You BF sounds insecure, and needing to prop his self-image up. He also has no respect - you don't set people you care about up for that kind of humiliation. That's the same kind of sense of humour that has little boys giggling about showing each other their willy. Q: can you really trust that kind of person with anything that is precious to you?

qjdb 8

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:59

that's the best kind of sense of humour to have. :-)

xcanox 9

Friday 20 August 2010 3:43

My friends would literally destroy me socially the first chance they get. Well, they aren't my friends anymore. ;D

Ali_Br_fml 33

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:46

Well, I guess you can't say you're not sexually active with your boyfriend. I bet he called her too just 4 kix. lolz. That was funny. New fave. &lol, a white beard with stuffed animals... Santa changed his vehicle!!! tee hee Hee.