Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having...

By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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You deserved it 10 963

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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You deserved it 6 165

By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 554

You deserved it 10 433

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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You deserved it 47 255

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 694

You deserved it 4 992

Oooooh yeah

By omgwtf - 01/06/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML

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You deserved it 592

Get it on

By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 617

You deserved it 1 777

By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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You deserved it 1 980

Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 469

You deserved it 5 755

By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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You deserved it 5 769

By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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sarahenity 8

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:12

That is amazing

Ludii_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 11:30

eww my dad would have a heart attack.

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thatonedame 6

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:03

ydi for having sex.

Peacemaker9 7

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:07

how bout this? ur both winners there end of story!!!

daleftw 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:08

That's just about the funniest thing I've read on here so far!

WTF_FML_FTW 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:08

awww yes! do me harder YES!!! *everyones staring at you* nice ringtone. yes I do agree.

Schizomaniac 24

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:10

40-Wrong. I am the winner, and he knows knows it.

Schizomaniac 24

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:16

-knows* phew..close one

Schizomaniac 24

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:18

Hahaha..41, nice. Very nice.

msuniversforevr 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:18

he's a keeper! :)

Schizomaniac 24

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:34

I'm afraid you are correct. Perhaps another day shall bring you more fortune. Until then, lower your head in shame.

Brittney_E 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:40

added to favorites(: 43, must you always paint a picture on these FMLs??

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Same thing different taste

Oooooh yeah

Get it on

Just a prank, bro

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