By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
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devinmarketto 0

U should learn from my gf and u should have just attacked him

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WolfHound8650 0

do not come between a man and his feast.....we will kill you!......after we eat

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ronnieboo 0

Wud u rather he waste a perfect burger kuz he sho can't get full off of eating you out!!

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failOmeter 0

Im a guy and i can honestly say if that were me id have droped the burger and ****** the hell out of that pussy then came back and re-heated it and finished eating

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civilxslaughter 4

I agree with that guy. A burger, like a mind, is a terrible thing to waste.

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RussianBabe 1

Lmao , my boyfriend would say the same ! Love him to death.

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loganmarquez 3

Don't waste food.

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FilthyPazuzu 3

There are times when it's not cool to expect sex, and if a couple is gonna be happy they BOTH have to learn when not to ask/imply/beg their partner for it.

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