By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
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picabo889 11

i'm a girl and would do the exact same thing! cold burgers are gross, her boobs aren't gonna go bad!

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bkina 0

Not bad at all.. The man was eating give him time to finish and then ravish him up from head to toe!!!!! Does suck when your food gets cold.

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EireGoBragh 1

Jesus, I hate it when people bitch about shit like this. "Waaaah, my boyfwiend didn't asked my wait five minutes to have sex, clearly he doesn't love me". The man was ******* eating. You knew he was eating when you decided to take your shirt off. Is he not allowed to be hungry and want to enjoy a meal; are you so narcissistic that every single pleasure in the world has to take a back burner to you every single time?

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Shade81 0

To get things frisky you should have made him a sandwhich.. Even if he already had a burger.

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fmltgif 0

unlike the burger your boobs weren't gonna get cold

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201019tony89 0

That would have ended the mood if a women would have done that to me ha ha I thank it would have probably ended the relationship for a while also ha ha

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