By single - 10/11/2010 02:10 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML
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HentaiBunny 4

You should have replied with 'Did you want to enter the fiery pits of mordor?' And then spread em ;D

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Quagmire_ladies 9

lmfao!!! did he disappear when he stuck his finger in the ring? ;)

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Jaydos 0

Should have pierced your clit and been like heres the ring who've been looking for

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CLDBL00DED 0

smeagol loves the precious

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do_me_now 1

That is the most funniest thing ever! Spread em and say in a sexy voice: Come here, the hobbits chamber awaits you! and then do the missionary

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theninja1800 11

it's called foreplay, lol

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like_its_ya_bday 0

lmao! trueeeee

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jtini001 4

lmao my boyfriend does it all the time, it's not an FML it's just funny! ^_^

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