Today, my boss told me that the company will be hiring a programmer for our department. I had the idea for the position when we went over my 3-year career path last month, but it wasn't approved. I now get to look over résumés from other people applying for my dream job. FML
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Today, after interviewing for a promotion to a position that was created with me in mind, I eagerly accepted a call from my boss, expecting good news. Turns out, they found a better applicant, who they don't believe will need support from the position I currently hold, so it's being eliminated. FML
Today, I've been working towards a management position at my IT job for 9 years. My boss quit, so I thought, "This is my chance!" Nope, our department got outsourced and now I'm interviewing for my own job on Monday. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML
Today, after months of tests, I was the only candidate left for my dream job. Then, only a few days before the last meeting before signing the contract, I get a call from HR informing me their co-worker unexpectedly came back from unpaid leave and that they are obliged to give him the job. FML
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Today, after I applied for an IT position at work, and a coworker I’ve worked with for 3 years, who said she had no intention on applying, wished me luck and told me, "I hope you get it!" it's now a week later and it turns out she applied the next day, got the offer and accepted. I had to find out a week later from a different coworker. FML
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Today, I got notice that I didn't get the new position I applied for at work. After two interviews, pay negotiation and paperwork, as well as years of giving this place all my time, I found out my boss gave it to his friend's daughter, who has no experience or credentials needed for the position. FML
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UncleCaitlyn 21
Maybe you could ask about it before starting to look through the résumés
Redgy22 26
You could submit your resume' along with the others. I'm assuming, of course, that your boss gets the final say.
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Comments (45)
CrispyBacon69 14
Ouch try and make the best of it
UncleCaitlyn 21
Maybe you could ask about it before starting to look through the résumés
FMLintheanus 12
That really sucks OP, but at least you didn't get fired or anything and you're still employed. Hope you get to be a programmer later in life. :)
footballguy55 9
Be straight with your boss and tell him about your idea. He might give it to you!
ShowMeKay 20
He already told his boss the idea. It was turned down. That was the whole FML :/
Redgy22 26
You could submit your resume' along with the others. I'm assuming, of course, that your boss gets the final say.
rickAUS 22
I am gathering that since OP is short list people, slipping in his own resume could be seen as a conflict on interest and possibly get him fired. Only real way around it is to approach his manager about it.
GreekYogurt 26
A similar thing happened to me a few years back. They don't deserve you.
inolongercare 19
Put your application in for it!!
Amateur_Dank 17
Maybe time to move on. I'm sure there are other firms offering jobs in programming.
Mauskau 35
Plenty of places are looking for programmers, however you need experience and need to be able to prove you can do it.
vikky538 28
Post your resume.. And you will get it
purelymixed 17
You don't have to take that BULLSHIT. Set that fuckbag on fire and bounce dawg.
littlekellilee 45
Wow, I hope no one fires you.
TheNewGuy03 28
Set him on fire...?! Why, that's not extreme in the slightest...
Jowisee 29
Pretty sure it was a joke guys...
attitudenasty 8
F*ck wrong wichu