Money: Today, my aunt asked if she and her boyfriend could stay with...

Does she know you're living in a motel? I know when I was living in one I was terrified something like that would happen because I would be forced to admit where I was staying.

amarie2009 22

Monday 13 March 2017 11:16

Say no, it's not that difficult!!!

TMO2142 25

Monday 13 March 2017 13:00

just say no, you dont have space

Colon_Man 17

Monday 13 March 2017 19:11

*panics* "No! I live in space!"

OhPuhleeze 23

Monday 13 March 2017 13:54

Sure aunt Jenny. You can stay with us. Just make a reservation though. Call 555MOTEL for booking.

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