Miscellaneous: Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors...

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By oooooops - 23/03/2015 00:32 - United States

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By asdf - 20/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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By Uwrongfodat - 09/05/2013 10:11 - United States - Denton

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By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 18:17 - United States - South Amboy

Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:43

That was a pretty lame prank anyway. & your whole class must be real goodie-goodies if they wouldn't even do that. But it was only a salute, I'd say about 3 people saw, get over it.

fitbikes34 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:00

hahaha that's actually hilarious i applod you for having the balls to do it haha

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TDKnight79 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:02

hahah this wouldnt happen to be mataoca high would it?

greeneye_fml 12

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:04

Man that sucks! That prank sounds hilarious to me. The people in your class suck.

Smarty_ 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:12

Maybe the prank was to make some kid look like an idiot at graduation. Looks like they succeeded.

gingermonster16 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:15

Bailllled! Hahaha that sucks.

lexxn 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:19

haha that would've been amazing if everyone actually did it with you

iBriian 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:20

Haha, that made me laugh so hard. Does this remind anyone else of FML 54542, by the way?

Dixie_Normous 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:32

I can't even begin to tell you how many things are wrong with that comment. First of all it wasn't stupid, it was funny. Second of all your grammar sucks. Third of all, you think they should jump a man that looks like Hitler. That obviously means that you disagree with Hitler's beliefs, which were, in short, to exterminate a group of people (or in your case jump one man) because of what they are on the outside instead of what they are on the inside. So to summarize, you are a hypocritical Nazi dicksucker and a pile of shit.

SamJHalfSTAR 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 8:00

Wow.. Shut up. Thats to you, Dixie.

Dixie_Normous 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:15

Thanks Sam, I'm glad you suck Nazi balls.

24788 6

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:34

That's really stupid. You should of jumped him for looking like Hitler.

ghostgirll 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:42

at least you actually did it and didn't back down like an asshole lol

gelatinskeleton 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:03

#2, you're an idiot. The Nazi Salute was more than just a hand gesture, it also (generally) involved the shouting of "Heil Hitler". I'm pretty damn sure that someone standing, saluting, and shouting garnered more attention than that of three people.