Miscellaneous: Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors...

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By oooooops - 23/03/2015 00:32 - United States

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

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By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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By asdf - 20/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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By allergic_to_bull - 08/10/2014 18:48 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML

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By Uwrongfodat - 09/05/2013 10:11 - United States - Denton

Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 18:17 - United States - South Amboy

Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:43

That was a pretty lame prank anyway. & your whole class must be real goodie-goodies if they wouldn't even do that. But it was only a salute, I'd say about 3 people saw, get over it.

fitbikes34 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:00

hahaha that's actually hilarious i applod you for having the balls to do it haha

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chick16 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:05

that would have been awesome if it worked. my schools colors are the same as yours!! and our mascot is the 'red devil'. oooh we're satans children and we worship satan and we're all evil! and chill out people...it was a prank!! it's not like these kids belong to a neo-nazi party!!

Piero_Ramos 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:48

Heir Hitler!

Masta_Blasta 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 14:13

FYL. I'm not a Jew. Enough said. Btw: Wieso so Seriös?

jahwn 12

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:54

I can't believe that they backed down. also my parents are gay,that's still funny.

Raytestrak 3

Friday 3 July 2009 10:27

It's been over 50 years, sure it's a black page in history but people should get a life already. Mao and Stalin killed more people you never hear anything on that.

Rach_star 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:26

Haha, your friends are idiots! I SO would have done what you did loll

Bend_over 4

Tuesday 10 November 2009 5:52

Uhh...Germany's colors are black, red, and yellow

ile2010 0

Friday 19 February 2010 19:06

Nazi Germany colours were red, black, and white. It helps to know what you're talking about before you correct someone.

Bend_over 4

Monday 9 July 2012 10:03

Yes, from 1933–1945. I thought about it in the wrong way. I was thinking about the current flag of Germany.

jpest17 5

Thursday 24 December 2009 23:46

so what more Christian have died for their faith and sepratly more babie from abortions have died

BoredOfLife 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:11

haha, rebel :), but i guess the pranks on you ahah

rdvd7 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:38

I just hope it was the gesture (which you can say you were stretching) and not the full yelling "Sieg Heil, mein Fuhrer! etc.." Still I would laugh at it. Also the idiots saying your racist, why because he's pulling a joke on something that happened almost 70 years ago! Hitler actually wan't bad until around 1938, he was a great leader and was very persuasive. You people are basically saying that you can celebrate the Allies victory, but Im a racist if I honor my Great Grandfather who go the Iron Cross while in the Kriegsmarine (My other to great Grandfathers where in the US navy.) I hate people who just try to make it sound like it never happened!