By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

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Bwcoleman222 5

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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EdenCrystal 21

It doesn't surprise me that you couldn't finish. Whenever I eat turkey it quickly fills me up ;)

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vajennatales 8

greatest. statement. EVER.

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barlos88 19

That's when you take it to the next level and give her a whole fist full of stuffing!

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Mortoli 30

Lol I can see how that's a turn off its no where near thanksgiving lol she shoulda said f me like a bunny or something along the lines.

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FMLcommenterer 13

For some reason, the phrase 'stuff me like one of your turkies come to mind'.

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Lastwhiteknight 11

As i read this, the scene out of Liar Lair came straight to mind, as Jim Carrey roasts the guy whos sleeping with his client. 'You gave her dog a sausage!, you stuffed her like a thanksgiving turkey!'

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Malicteal 21

I'm sorry, but that's just hilarious.

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91hayek 31

Dude, now you know what turns her on and what will get her there. That's like the holy grail of sex. The potential is infinite. Basting, different kinds of stuffing, cranberry sauce, carving and maybe even turducken. You are going to become a sexual tyrannosaurus because of this.

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