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By Sola - 11/05/2011 04:10

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

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By me - 04/04/2013 20:07 - United States - Parrish

Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

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By why - 20/01/2018 15:00

Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML

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Back 2 school

By christine brown - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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Probably for the best

By TooInnocent - 07/07/2016 17:44 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was told that I was no longer being considered for the Prison Officer job I have been interviewed for, because a social media check showed I had liked a picture of drugs, so my character is inappropriate. I thought it was a picture of candy. I've never even tried weed. FML

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What did you expect?

By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 12:00

Today, I wore a t-shirt that had a rainbow-ish multicolored design when I went to drop off my daughter at school. Another parent threatened to “call the authorities” on me for wanting to “poison” children with “f**got memorabilia,” and to “stop pushing my agenda” on them. I’m a straight dude. FML

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By fmlmylife - 11/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML

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Far out

By mary b. - 15/08/2022 14:00

Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML

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jackiemoonthepro 5

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:07

Mario, hero for all... even the high

x_Cupcakes 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:08

Well, how do you think Mario gets so high in the game?

Comments

EvilPotato 14

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:20

Goddamn Mario , he destroys lives.

ambowew 7

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:21

Obviously the teacher(s) who suspended you didn't get through all the levels, the jealous bastards.

thecrazyhobbit 0

Friday 13 May 2011 3:46

well said!

HeavyMetalViking 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:27

That ain't right, if that is ever legit, you can sue American radio stations for promoting gay activities to the young by airing Justin Bieber songs.

shakeTHEworld 12

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:31

that's....harsh. have you reasoned with them that it's just a video game character?

CateXOX 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:32

I always knew Mario was on shrooms... So are your teachers by the sounds of things.

mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:33

lmao, now this is comedy

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:36

These Zero-Tolerance policies are getting out of hand!

Scalabrine44 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 20:57

so is your fro! (;

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:25

OI!

Scalabrine44 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 2:41

hehehehe

sherryl_fml 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:37

that's a load of bullshit! it's a ******* load of noncince

SirSquid 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:42

shrooms!

tnlander 20

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:44

Game Over

justalilcrazy 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 13:20

@ # 24 lmao best comment yet

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:08

300 mag > .243 mag

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