Geek: Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed...

By Sola - 11/05/2011 04:10

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

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By me - 04/04/2013 20:07 - United States - Parrish

Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

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By why - 20/01/2018 15:00

Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML

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Back 2 school

By christine brown - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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Probably for the best

By TooInnocent - 07/07/2016 17:44 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was told that I was no longer being considered for the Prison Officer job I have been interviewed for, because a social media check showed I had liked a picture of drugs, so my character is inappropriate. I thought it was a picture of candy. I've never even tried weed. FML

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What did you expect?

By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 12:00

Today, I wore a t-shirt that had a rainbow-ish multicolored design when I went to drop off my daughter at school. Another parent threatened to “call the authorities” on me for wanting to “poison” children with “f**got memorabilia,” and to “stop pushing my agenda” on them. I’m a straight dude. FML

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By fmlmylife - 11/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML

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Far out

By mary b. - 15/08/2022 14:00

Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML

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jackiemoonthepro 5

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:07

Mario, hero for all... even the high

x_Cupcakes 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:08

Well, how do you think Mario gets so high in the game?

Comments

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 11 May 2011 15:29

Mamma mia D:

khaya 9

Wednesday 11 May 2011 15:33

Escape through the green pipe.

gotbiscuits 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 15:45

sue them

haileemarie7 6

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:38

*waiting for someone to tell the Russian he thinks like an American*

schaap88 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 15:52

Luckily I live in the Netherlands, here it’s no problem wearing a shirt with a weed leaf or anything like it when you go to school

ryanprussin 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 16:29

The funny thing is the mushroom depicted in Mario is Fly Agaric, and while it IS hallucinogenic it IS NOT illegal.

itsgabriellee 4

Sunday 15 May 2011 19:43

Plus, on top of the fact that Fly Agarics are illegal, one single cap can poison and kill a human being.

sparty12 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 16:47

kool, vacation

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 11 May 2011 16:58

Yeah, now op can play more Mario.

NANDwich 5

Wednesday 11 May 2011 17:08

Wear a Smurfs shirt next!

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:03

Yeah then op will get sent home for buying products for meth heads. Yes, this is called "smurffing"

meganongfl 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 17:42

thats a freaking sad case.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 17:50

No, they were just making up random reasons to suspend you. Truth is, you look like Wario and you're scarring many kids lives. But who cares as long as you're doing peach every night.