By CheeseyPotatoes - 11/04/2011 13:16 - United States

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Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 728
You deserved it 73 632

Same thing different taste

Top comments

if you're old enough to be married, I doubt anyone would think you a **** just for having sex.

geekemo92 0

You care what a cashier at Walmart thinks about you?

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yanksby7 6

The left hand is where you wear a wedding band. A ring on your right hand doesn't signify anything except your taste in jewelry.

LMAO my ex did the exact same thing..that *****...

leethewrestler 0

I tell all my one night stands to do the same thing.

SteelCladAngel 0

I believe the point longing was making was that we would have gotten the idea if she had just said 'today I wore a fake wedding ring.....'

ha ha! after all the comments on here I'm just imagining someone in a similar situation enters a Walmart. meanwhile, the check-out lady is receiving passive-agressive behaviour all day from half her customers. then the person like OP arrives at the counter and tries a convincing smile. as she lays down the pregnancy test. she's fumbling in her purse for the cash, check-out lady is a little low blood sugar, goes in to a vague stare whilst waiting, just happens to be looking at customer's left had. vague-out broken when cash laid out (right hand) by now wild-eyed insecure customer who screams, "**** YOU and what you think!" and storms out... and there begins check-out lady's therapy sessions...

When my married sister was preggers and her hands too swollen to wear her ring, my mom made her wear a fake wedding ring to church so she wouldn't be embarrassed!

Ella90 0

100 buck days the cashier is having sex out of wedlock as well!!