Intimacy: Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying...

By CheeseyPotatoes - 11/04/2011 13:16 - United States

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

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By Crissylove10 - 18/01/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML

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Lookalikes

By RonnieG - 22/07/2013 22:30 - United States - Orlando

Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML

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By unknown - 17/08/2019 02:00 - Canada

Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML

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By pookie99 - 17/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

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Make believe

By SN MetalMilitia - 03/11/2020 05:02

Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2010 11:11 - Norway

Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML

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By random0605 - 29/09/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By loser - 09/05/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

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Cupcaken 0

Monday 11 April 2011 18:59

if you're old enough to be married, I doubt anyone would think you a **** just for having sex.

geekemo92 0

Monday 11 April 2011 19:02

You care what a cashier at Walmart thinks about you?

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joliesbebes 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:08

ha! I would be more worried about my child being born outside of wedlock than what the cashier thinks!

skitzofreniks 5

Monday 11 April 2011 20:16

first off; you're at walmart...you're probably fat anyway in which the cashier won't believe you're married. second; I didn't know great value brand made pregnancy tests.

SteelCladAngel 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:55

walmart store brand is equate lol tops store brand is great value

chester75 5

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:20

how's there a correlation between shopping at Walmart and being overweight? it's like me saying : your comment=trashy uneducated hillbilly

flickyourbic1223 7

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:43

Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show the world that you've got got more than your boyfriends **** shoved up that snotty a** of yours.

skitzofreniks 5

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:19

You guys mad?

Target10 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:03

you mad bro?

raya_kz 7

Monday 11 April 2011 20:16

Hahaha hahaha never done that but it's clever thinkin:) haha.

josey_wales 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:19

Tired of this "screw what people think" thing that some of you try to claim. So u just throw whatever on when u go out, tshirt with holes in it, whatever. invite people to your house and don't clean up first, so what if there's steaming piles of shit on the floor, cuz **** what they think! EVERYONE has different levels of caring about what people think. We all care to some extent.

anorexicbarbie 8

Monday 11 April 2011 20:45

How am I acting like the cashier? I think she's irresponsible, but I never called her a ****, did I? There's a difference.

josey_wales 0

Monday 11 April 2011 22:29

Wrong spot there barbie.

Mitcha857 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:21

the crazy things women do. You seriously wasted the time putting on a fake ring just to convince someone you don't know that you're not a ****. Hell, you were getting a test, you don't know if you're pregnant yet! Quit worrying about what a person you're never going to see again thinks of you.

CanuckPopcicle 2

Monday 11 April 2011 20:23

Ha, wish I'd thought of that. Tho don't think anyone's gunna think you're a **** unless you buy like 10 at the same time, or the pharmasist notices you in there a lot and starts recommending a brand. Well, hope you get good news, whichever way you want the good to be :)